One Crazy Trip to the Mainland

Retro post 2004ish

Have you ever been sleeping and missed out on something super crazy, like sleeping while your neighbor’s house burnt down. Or, sleep through a memorable sports game? Well tonight I slept through something crazy that happened on my flight from Honolulu to Los Angeles. Let me explain, during my four hour flight, I took advantage of taking a nice long nap, as I woke up there was a certain tense vibe on the plane, we arrived in Los Angles and the captain gets on the intercom and is like, “ah just sit tight we have to take care of some business.” This is not normal protocol, and then I start hearing chatter. This is when I play detective and try to put the pieces of the puzzle together. Some people are terrible at this game. Lucky for me I just happen to be world class at this game, people have called me the Bobby Fisher of the puzzel game. Therefore, I feel the story that I have created could be actually more truthful than the actual events that transpired on this fateful night. Here is my story: O.K. while I was sleeping this lady throws a fit with this guy who is sitting by her, she is yelling at him, and what nots, really not sure why, but her kid (don’t even know the age of the kid. Never heard the age, but this story is legit remember “world class.”) was moving all around and stuff I think it had something to do with it all. So they move the other people to the front of the plane I guess. And then after me being Colombo with this story, I am just sitting there and the next thing I know is we got cops on the plane! (I was hoping for snakes, but I got cops.) The police tell us, “If you would like to tell us what you saw you can.” I thought to myself, “Oh Billy this was my chance to shine, but I was I was sleeping.” I really need to stop sleeping so much.