Sunday, February 1, 2009

Only Way to Bag a Classy Lady is to Give Her Two Tickets to the Boat Show!

Everyone is constitanlty looking forward to stuff, for example around the world Kids look forward to the last day of school. People with jobs look forward to payday. Missionaries look forward to going home. Old people look forward to not dying; and I look forward to the to the Annual Seattle Boat Show.

The Boat show is a wonderful place for boater enthusiast to gather in one place to share in this enthusiasm. Because I love this place soo much I went twice. (acutally, a buddy talked me into going a 2nd time.) I had a wonderful time walking around looking at different boats and listening to different salesman tell me why I need to buy their boat. One highlight of the trip was when my friend Palmer and I were walking through looking at the different Yachts, we even got to go and walk inside them to see how millionaries live on the open seas. As we were leaving a cocky salesman we'll call Joe Cool, looking sharp in his blue blaser, asked my friend, "so what do you think of my boat?" The tone inwhich he said he wanted my friend Palmer to tell him how great it was. He also wanted to look good in this situtation, because this cute gal standing by him who was his co-worker was listening in. Well my friend replies, "ah its ok...Nothing special, plus didn't like the color." When Joe Cool heard this, he was devistated. He was shocked! He then Replies, "You know we can change the color for you." Then my friend tells him, "It doesn't even have a helipcopter pad." He then explains, "well you know we could probably add that option on for you." At this point he says :ok whatever cya." The cute co-worker kind of smiled as we walked away. I felt bad for the guy, poor Joe Cool was seeking valadation for his fancy boat and alls he got was some flack from us.

This year I was very happy to score a sweet deal on a new board here is a sweet pic of it!
OK, enough stories it's time to hand out some boating Awards.

Award for the bluest boat and the most flags:
Goes to this Jem:
















Award for Sweetest Boat
Goes to the Air Natique 230:













Award for Best Boat in the World:
Goes to this Green Machine:













Award for Sweetest Interior of a Boat:
Goes to the Master Craft X-Star:









5 Hey Oh's:

dirty>south said...

"No helicopter pad." that's awesome.

Neighbor Jane Payne said...

Were there canoes?

Ande Payne said...

Mitch,

My mom said you told her you were the kid with lunchables and caprisuns. I don't know if we can be friends.

mitch aka too lazy to sign in said...

haha, Oh they had canoes, like all sorts, they had these sweet ones that you peddle and stuff. Looked rad!

Oh Ande your poor kids no caprisuns...don't worry I'll have my kids pack two so they can share with your kids.

Emily said...

That green boat looks like there is a giant i-pod in the middle of it! and what's a yacht without a helicopter pad I mean honestly. . . .good move, who'd that guy think he was!